Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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