So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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