Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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