I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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