I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
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I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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