I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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