so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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