If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
operation have a gay friend backfired
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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