I think I died a long time ago.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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