Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Randomize