omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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