Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I just found a bag of teeth...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
