I wannas sexs uuuuu
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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