people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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