no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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