Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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