no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
please don't ironically join a cult
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