it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I look better un-naked...
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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