Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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