Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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