I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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