hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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