take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
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He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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