If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I wish they made helmets for livers.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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