Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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