That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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