I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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