Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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