I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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