it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Swine flu is the new snow day.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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