ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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