yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We need to rekindle our bromance
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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