I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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