yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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