Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Randomize
