$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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