Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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