i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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