Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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