I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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