Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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