how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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