Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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