In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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