Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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