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(212): View more from New York

Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods

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(317): View more from Indiana

did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"

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How come I never meet celebrities?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.

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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state

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(503): View more from Oregon

I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.

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