Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.