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I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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