Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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