it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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