I love black thongs
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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