I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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