So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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