Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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