There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
