at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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