But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
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