we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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