gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
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so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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